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Feb 7 / Ozymandias

Joining Forces with Hit Detection

Today it’s with great pleasure that I announce that I’m joining N’Gai Croal’s Hit Detection consultancy, and will be working with him going forward in this space.

As I previously mentioned, I left Amazon with an eye to exploring ways to get closer to the areas I’m passionate about. To quote myself:

The digital entertainment industry (or “game industry” if you prefer) is going through a pretty huge sea change right now. Mobile gaming is upending traditional business models. PC gaming continues to wrestle with its identity. And the next generation of console gaming is completely up in the air. What exactly is a “console” when almost any device can be connected to a TV these days and have content (including games) streamed to it?

I’ve worked on a variety of online connected platforms, games, and services over the last 20+ years, and am excited by the possibility of being able to share some of that experience. For example, in the past I’ve been focused on building platforms, titles, and strategies from one very specific viewpoint. What if I can take a more holistic viewpoint and help publishers and developers negotiate many of these shifting waters.

I could go on, but the key point is that I want to extend my experience across a broader spectrum in the industry. One way to do that might be consulting, and so I’m going to take the next few months to talk to folks in the industry, see what sorts of challenges they are facing, and determine what services I might provide.

Well, to cut to the chase, I found that consulting was indeed an interesting opportunity and enjoyed working in the space. At the same time, I remained in contact with N’Gai, who I’ve known for well over a decade. He was a wonderful mentor as I explored just what it meant to consult to the industry, and I in turn continued to share feedback and thoughts on the coming transition, especially the new focus clients had on implementing game services across titles, platforms, and new classes of devices. During those conversations we found our skill sets and knowledge complemented each other rather well, which led to today’s announcement.

We did some short interviews yesterday with a few folks, and you can find those articles here if of interest:

As of this morning I’m heading to DICE with Hit Detection business cards, and look forward to chatting with folks about areas we might be able to be of assistance. As always, please feel free to reach out with any queries. I can be reached at my Hit Detection email at andre@hitdetection.com (and N’Gai can be reached at ncroal@hitdetection.com).

Thank you for your time and interest!

Sep 13 / Ozymandias

Update on Comcast Data Cap Situation (Including Complaint with WA Attorney General)

[Thanks for visiting! There are five key posts to read around the Broadband ISP Data Cap issue. I’d suggest you read the first, the second, a wrap-up with tough questions for ISPs, an update with a complaint to the Attorney General, and then press coverage in that order. You are currently reading the complaint to the Attorney General post. In addition, I highly recommend you read my responses (published by VentureBeat) to the evasive responses we received to my tough questions to ISPs. I believe they highlight inconsistencies and deliberate attempts at obfuscation, and may prove useful to press and officials interested in advancing the conversation.]

I’ve received a quite a few mails asking for an update on what’s going on with this whole Comcast Data Cap issue. I’ve purposely kept quiet this last month or so as I wanted attention to focus on the key issue of data caps, and not on me. However, there are a few updates that are worth putting on public record.

First, I wanted to call your attention to two articles Dean Takahashi of VentureBeat wrote on this issue. The first is a good summary of what happened, and includes my hard questions to ISPs. Dean’s continued nudging after publishing that first article caused ISPs to finally respond to those questions. Those responses are quite evasive — especially in Comcast’s case, there’s a deliberate attempt to avoid discussion about why a data cap policy is necessary, and why more customer-friendly solutions that have been suggested have not been implemented. The second article includes my responses to those evasive answers, and highlights inconsistencies and attempts at obfuscation. I strongly suggest reading this second article if you have any interest in this subject, and especially if you are press or public officials who might be involved with reporting on or drafting future broadband policy thinking and legislation.

Second, I wanted to thank CenturyLink (formerly known as Qwest) for stepping up and contacting me about my plight. I was able to immediately get 3 Mbps DSL service through them, and as we speak the company is working to get an easement in my neighborhood which will open up higher-speed broadband offerings. Although they dance carefully around defining “data overuse”, they’ve also stated they do not have a data cap policy, and I don’t foresee being cut off from using their service. I believe in the end I will be able to get 40 Mbps down/20 Mbps up service for less than what I was paying Comcast for my 15 Mbps down/3 Mbps up service (with the added bonus of enabling some real broadband competition in a two-mile radius around my house.)

Finally, I wanted to specifically address one of the most common questions I’ve been receiving: “I’m concerned/scared/chilled by [my ISP's] data cap, what can I do to help?” Simply put, be vocal about your concerns, and complain to your public officials — especially your State’s Attorney General. One of the reasons this issue exists is that not enough people have spoken up with their fears and stories about how data caps impact their lives. Talk about being cut off; talk about the chilling effect a data cap has on your internet use (even if you haven’t been cut off yet); talk about wanting access to competitive services such as Netflix. Complaining to your Attorney General puts the issue on their radar. And more importantly, the more people who (politely) complain, and include details and facts, the more likely it is the AG can act on consumers’ behalf. You can find a list of the Attorneys General for every state here. Find yours, and write!

I’ve done just that. For the sake of putting it on the public record, below you’ll find a copy of my complaint to the Washington State’s Attorney General Rob McKenna. It has been received and is in process. If you live in the state of Washington and are concerned about this issue, I’d strongly suggest submitting your own complaint (with details about your specific concerns and experiences) using this link. The more people who express their concern, the more ammunition your attorney general has to work with. So jump in!

Andre Vrignaud Complaint to Washington State Attorney General Rob McKenna:

Explanation of complaint:

On July 11th, 2011 Comcast disconnected me from their broadband internet service for a year due to exceeding their data cap policy. This occurred primarily due to the use of some of the new wave of legitimate “cloud” services, in particular Carbonite (an online backup solution) and Amazon’s Cloud Music Drive service. I strongly disagreed with this action, and wrote several blog posts detailing what happened (worth reading for complete background):

The initial post: http://www.ozymandias.com/the-day-comcast%E2%80%99s-data-cap-policy-killed-my-internet-for-1-year

Follow up: http://www.ozymandias.com/follow-up-the-day-after-comcast%E2%80%99s-data-cap-policy-killed-my-internet

“Final” post with tough questions for ISPs: http://www.ozymandias.com/a-cloudy-future

The press picked up on the issue, and you can find a summary of known coverage in this post: http://www.ozymandias.com/comcast-data-cap-policy-news-coverage

I have two complaints I would respectfully request you consider investigating and possibly litigating in defense of Washington State consumers.

The first complaint is simply that a data cap policy (such as the one Comcast enforces against consumers) is anti-competitive, and stifles a variety of compelling “cloud” services that Washington consumers use. These include new cloud backup services characterized by significant uploading of data (Carbonite, Amazon), and streaming services such as Netflix and Hulu which offer compelling alternatives to Comcast’s TV offerings. Simply put, a data cap at the least casts a chilling effect on the use of these services, and at worst completely blocks the use of them (especially in locations such as Seattle where Comcast is dominant and the only highspeed competitor). A data cap also protects Comcast’s legacy businesses by denying competitive options to consumers.

VentureBeat.com (an online tech journal) pressed Comcast and Qwest to respond to my “tough questions” blog post, and when they finally responded, the answers were extremely evasive (or not answered). If you read the VentureBeat article with my responses to their answers, I think you’ll find a pattern of evasiveness, and a strong desire on their part to avoid any real scrutiny on their consumer-harming practices. That article is located here: http://venturebeat.com/2011/09/07/are-we-going-to-be-bandwidth-hogs-or-cloud-computing-patrons-a-three-way-debate/ I have also attached the Word document I wrote when I replied to Comcast’s evasive answers (and provided to both Comcast and VentureBeat – I have not heard anything more from Comcast since.)

My request for settlement of this first complaint would be that Comcast agree to no longer completely cut off a user from the internet for “data overuse”, and instead invest in more consumer friendly solutions such as slowing data use after a certain, appropriate point, or ideally, expose APIs that allow third-parties such as Amazon and Carbonite to utilize Comcast’s network at less-congested times (hence addressing Comcast’s stated reason for the existence of this cap policy).

The second complaint is that Comcast does not disclose the existence of their data cap policy anywhere in their online order flow. Hence consumers are not warned that the service they are considering investing in may not actually be able to deliver on their needs, whether it be to stream significant amounts of online video (such as Netflix or Hulu), or use compelling cloud services such as Carbonite and Amazon’s Cloud Music Drive service. As an example, a subscriber to Comcast’s Xfinity Extreme 105 plan using these same services could hypothetically hit their 250 GB data cap in just *five hours* and be cut off from the internet. To this date, I do not know where Comcast supposedly discloses the existence of a data cap. You can verify the lack of disclosure of data caps at this link: http://www.comcast.com/Corporate/Learn/HighSpeedInternet/new-highspeedinternet.html? Simply pick a broadband plan and follow through to the final order button — there is no notice to be found anywhere.

My request for settlement of this second complaint would be that Comcast:

1. disclose the existence of a data cap during the customer order flow

2. explain the potential impact of a data cap on the service the customer is ordering, including explaining that both download *and* upload data apply to the cap (potentially impacting upload-centric cloud services), and explaining that streaming services such as Netflix and Hulu may be impacted by the cap

3. Finally, I would ask that Comcast detail how quickly a user might hit the data cap for each class of service offered (which would allow a user considering the Xfinity Extreme 105 plan to understand they may not actually be able to use it for greater than five hours, for example).

It it worth adding that I have spoken to Comcast directly about this issue several times to no effect. I’ve also sent an email with suggestions (captured in the VentureBeat article above), and have also complained to the Better Business Bureau with two separate complaints (one around the existence of a data cap policy, one about the lack of disclosure of the data cap policy during order flow). To the first complaint, Comcast replied to the BBB that they “were in conversation” with me (which was true) and considered the issue closed. The second complaint (no disclosure of data cap policy during order flow) has been completely ignored and the BBB is in the process of closing it out due to lack of response. (Screen shots attached of latter issue.)

Expected resolution details: Change policies per previous notes above. First, remove data cap policy (ie, do not cut people off from internet). Second, disclose data cap policy during order flow and detail potential impacts on potential customers during order flow.

 

Jul 19 / Ozymandias

A Cloudy Future [Updated]

[Thanks for visiting! There are five key posts to read around the Broadband ISP Data Cap issue. I’d suggest you read the first, the second, a wrap-up with tough questions for ISPs, an update with a complaint to the Attorney General, and then press coverage in that order. You are currently reading the tough questions for ISPs post. In addition, I highly recommend you read my responses (published by VentureBeat) to the evasive responses we received to my tough questions to ISPs. I believe they highlight inconsistencies and deliberate attempts at obfuscation, and may prove useful to press and officials interested in advancing the conversation.]

I thought I should do one last post on the topic of Comcast cutting off my internet after reviewing all of the press coverage. The problem is that much of the coverage is focusing a bit too much on the David vs. Goliath angle (which is understandable, since it’s an easy one to write.) But it’s not focusing on the key issue: should ISPs be able to limit or cut off your internet access for “overuse”?

We won’t get to the heart of this matter until people start asking the right questions. And so with that in mind I wanted to summarize the key issues. I’m also going to include a few questions that will make any broadband provider squirm – because, frankly, there aren’t good answers. It’s my hope that all of you (including the press and politicians) will use these questions as a bit of a crib sheet, and challenge broadband providers when they duck answering them. It’s time to let consumers, press, and politicians continue this debate. And as much as my experience here has put a face on this issue, it isn’t about me — so I will purposely be stepping back a bit to let the real issues take center stage.

So what is the key issue?

Data caps are arbitrary and harm consumers by stifling innovation and choice.

Depending on the broadband provider, a data cap might cause a consumer’s service to be throttled or perhaps be subject to surcharges for use over a certain limit. However, some ISPs actually cut service completely when a user exceeds their cap. As an example, let’s look at Comcast’s data cap (or “data cutoff.”)

Comcast has never adequately explained how cutting a user completely off serves any legitimate purpose. To quote a letter sent to the FCC by Public Knowledge:

In 2008, Comcast drew an explicit distinction between throttling designed to ease network congestion and data caps designed to punish “excessive” users. It is unclear why excessive data use that does not cause network congestion matters to Comcast. It is further unclear how Comcast determined that 250 GB was “excessive” in 2008, and why it has not revised that level in the years since.

In fact, Comcast appears to now be contradicting statements it made to the FCC in the past about its data cap. In 2008, Comcast went to some pains to draw a distinction between congestion management practices such as peak time throttling and “excessive use” policies like data caps:

“These congestion management practices [such as throttling] are independent of, and should not be confused with, our recent announcement that we will amend the ‘excessive use’ portion of our Acceptable Use Policy, effective October 1, 2008, to establish a specific monthly data usage threshold of 250 GB per account for all residential HIS customers. … That cap does not address the issue of network congestion, which results from traffic levels that vary from minute to minute.”

Yesterday, a Comcast spokesman exhibited just that confusion in defending Comcast’s actions by confidently stating “If someone’s behavior is such that it degrades the quality of service for others nearby – that’s what this threshold is meant to address.”

As Comcast recognized in 2008, but appears to have forgotten recently, data caps are a poor way to deal with network congestion. Uploading 250 GB of data between midnight and 6 am over the course of a month should not strain a network.  However, it could trigger the cap.

We live in a world where new streaming solutions are beginning to encroach on existing television distribution businesses. Netflix, YouTube, and Hulu are all the tip of the iceberg in the “cut the cable” movement. To quote The Economist:

Regardless of providers’ public pronouncements, the root of the problem is internet video. Live streaming television, advertising-backed programmes from networks and Hulu, legal downloadable nuggets of episodes or complete movies (both paid and free), or pirated peer-to-peer files are all becoming alternatives to channel-based, real-time delivery of television over a wire to the home. Caps are a last-ditch effort to preserve a fusty model with artificial limits that resemble broadcast TV.

The use of caps allows providers to dish out bandwidth with one hand and take it away with the other. The companies have vastly increased the capacity of various copper, coaxial and fibre lines, but artificially separate out a portion—at least half and often much more—for video which a set-top box or a broadband modem spits out as an apparently distinct service. Cable firms simultaneously push out hundreds of digital channels, while telecoms firms rely on multiple digital streams from live broadcast or cable TV or on-demand pay-per-view. It is as though the water main were divided as it entered the home and a steady, modest stream was made available for showers and at the tap, while most of it was always at the ready for a coin-operated washing machine.

The Economist goes on to say that increasing speed on the internet portion, which would allow a consumer to use these new streaming services, is balanced by the provider by capping the volume of data that can be consumed. Put another way, if a consumer doesn’t monitor their usage, his or her internet access might be cut off or overage fees charged—both of which discourage use of these new streaming services.

Let’s pause and think about that water line analogy a bit more. Broadband providers typically install a single “pipe” to your house, and then split that pipe up into sections to handle services they sell you. One chunk is dedicated to the bandwidth necessary to deliver television; the other broadband. I can’t find numbers estimating how much bandwidth an hour of HD broadband television consumes. However, I have found that streaming a Netflix HD movie consumes somewhere from 1 to 1.5 GB of data an hour. That probably low for an HD cable television stream, but is still a useful conservative point to base some calculations from.

So here’s the rub. One pipe coming into the house is segmented into two different offerings with different rules and costs. If I download over 250 GB of data over my broadband connection (in Comcast’s case) I exceed their data cap limit and am cut off. On the other hand, if I turned on a broadband provider’s HD television station and left it on 24 hours a day for a month I would have consumed at least 720 GB of data (30 days x 24 x 1 GB/hour), or maybe even over a terabyte of data (at 1.5 GB/hour of data)— on precisely the same pipe. And I guarantee you I would not get a warning call or be cut off for “watching too much television” — just imagine the furor that would ensue if ISPs started doing that!

Beyond being arbitrary, data caps also harm consumers by stifling innovation and choice.

The internet continues to evolve in new and exciting ways that we can’t predict. It wasn’t that long ago that streaming video was more of a curiosity than a useful technology that we now use daily. Innovative cloud-based service offerings such as backup services (Carbonite, Mozy), video game playing (OnLive, Gaikai), streaming video (Netflix, Vudu), and streaming music (Amazon’s Cloud Player, Spotify) have all come into being in recent years and show significant customer demand. Yet all of these potential consumer choices are threatened by data caps.

Some might go away because consumers won’t find the offers as compelling as they might have previously. What’s the point of a cloud-based music service if you can’t play all of your music? Or why pay a company to back up all of your precious data to the cloud if you can’t reliably get it to the cloud in the first place? Heck, why buy Google’s Chromebook at all? Remember, it requires a net connection to set up and use to its greatest potential.

What’s even more worrisome is to imagine what other innovative services might never come into being. What’s the next OnLive, or Carbonite, or Dropbox? And what happens if the next one is in the mind of some college student who can’t get funding from a VC because the idea just doesn’t work within a data-capped world? To put it another way, how many VCs would turn away from an OnLive-like idea that was pitched to them today because of uncertainty around data caps?

This issue affects us all, and it’s my hope that people will rally and start asking the hard questions of their ISPs and politicians. I also hope that the press will look at some of these hard questions and demand answers… and just as importantly, ignore non-answers.

So with that in mind, here are some hard questions for ISPs around data caps. Cut and paste them in mails, or send them to your ISP directly. Print them out and include them with your cable bill. I guarantee you each will make them squirm.

Hard Questions for Broadband ISPs around Data Caps:

  1. Is your bandwidth data cap designed to protect your television distribution business? If not, why do you insist on completely cutting off data instead of using other more consumer-friendly options such as charging for overages or slowing internet use?
  2. What ISP-offered services are excluded from the cap? Specifically, are your voice telephony and video programming services excluded? If so, why doesn’t your data cap apply to data consumed when watching television or making a phone call?
  3. How are your data caps set? What data informed that decision? Why do different ISPs have different data caps when using similar networks and distribution technology?
  4. How are your data caps evaluated on an ongoing basis? What customer input do you seek? What are the conditions under which those caps could be raised and/or eliminated?
  5. Do you practice selective enforcement of data caps? (Many ISP users report being over their supposed limits for months in a row without action.)

I would love to see each major ISP release a letter responding to the questions above, and engage in a meaningful debate with their customers and policy makers. But I doubt they will. At the end of the day, most broadband ISPs (especially those also in the business of distributing television) have no way to answer the above questions without being evasive and very obviously dodging the subject. But people will know… and over time, one hopes policies will change.

Thank you for reading — now go forth and question!

Jul 15 / Ozymandias

Comcast Data Cap Policy News Coverage [Updated]

[Thanks for visiting! There are five key posts to read around the Broadband ISP Data Cap issue. I’d suggest you read the first, the second, a wrap-up with tough questions for ISPs, an update with a complaint to the Attorney General, and then press coverage in that order. You are currently reading the press coverage post. In addition, I highly recommend you read my responses (published by VentureBeat) to the evasive responses we received to my tough questions to ISPs. I believe they highlight inconsistencies and deliberate attempts at obfuscation, and may prove useful to press and officials interested in advancing the conversation.]

[Edit: last updated 4/30/12 with additional coverage. Newest posts at bottom of page.]

I wanted to take a moment to summarize the news coverage Comcast has received since they cut off my internet for exceeding their data cap policy. I won’t repeat everything here, but you can read all the gory details in the links at the top of this post.

I appreciate the attention this issue has garnered so far, and have several more requests for interviews I’ll be wrangling in the next few days. I suspect we’ll see a bit more out of this news cycle before it settles. And that’s a key point — right now Comcast is desperately hoping media attention will move on. And it will — that’s the nature of the media beast. However, I also believe that people are grokking that Comcast’s data cap policy isn’t reflective of the reality of claimed bandwidth limitations, new cloud service offerings, customer access needs, nor real-world customer use. And so, to help the media interact with Comcast in the coming weeks and months I’m going to be writing up a little series that I’ll call I wrote up a little series of “Questions that Make Broadband Providers Squirm.”

[Edit: since writing this post, Comcast and CenturyLink have responded to the tough questions mentioned above, thanks to prodding by Dean Takahashi of VentureBeat. Those responses were (unsurprisingly) evasive, and I responded in turn so VentureBeat could publish and put them in the public record.]

In the meanwhile, here’s the list of media coverage that I’m aware of to date. If you know of media coverage not included here, please either mail me or comment on this post and I’ll add it. Thank you!

Jul 13 / Ozymandias

Follow up: The Day After Comcast’s Data Cap Policy Killed my Internet [Updated]

[Thanks for visiting! There are five key posts to read around the Broadband ISP Data Cap issue. I’d suggest you read the first, the second, a wrap-up with tough questions for ISPs, an update with a complaint to the Attorney General, and then press coverage in that order. You are currently reading the second post. In addition, I highly recommend you read my responses (published by VentureBeat) to the evasive responses we received to my tough questions to ISPs. I believe they highlight inconsistencies and deliberate attempts at obfuscation, and may prove useful to press and officials interested in advancing the conversation.]

[Edit: Fixed the year Comcast put their bandwidth cap in place from 1998 to 2008. Brainfart on my part!]

My post yesterday generated some news articles and a great deal of feedback. I wanted to take a moment to address some of that feedback, especially to clarify areas of confusion or address common themes I saw.

Before I do so, I’d like to thank a few people:

Kotaku, Gizmodo, and other Gawker sites for reposting (with permission) my original blog post on this subject.

Ryan Singel of Wired for taking the time to interview me and write this article on the same.

The following sites who have since picked up on my post (to be expanded):

And everyone who has commented, “Liked”, emailed me directly, or forwarded this post to friends… thank you for your support!

Now onward.

Why didn’t you/don’t you use Comcast Business service? They don’t have data caps!

I didn’t use Comcast Business service in the past because it was significantly more expensive, and I didn’t believe I needed their advertised features. I used a standard $60/month 15 Mb down/3 Mb up plan for 9+ years without the slightest issue. Only in the last several months as I began to use cloud-based services such as Carbonite’s online backup and Amazon’s unlimited cloud music storage did I have a problem.

Looking forward, I’ll first say that I’d be hesitant to use Comcast for anything ever again for obvious reasons. However, the marketplace really isn’t competitive in Seattle for what I define as highspeed (>10 Mbps) broadband – Comcast is the only real gig in town. So I decided to look into what a Business plan would cost me if I were to choose that option.

Comcast Business has four plans:

  • Deluxe 100/50 – 100 Mb down/50 Mb up for $395 a month
  • Deluxe 50/10 – 50 Mb down/10 Mb up for $195 a month
  • Premium 22/5 – 22 Mb down/5 Mb up for $105 a month
  • Starter 12/2 – 12 Mb down/2 Mb up for $65 a month

The only plan that’s even close to my $60/month 15 Mb up consumer plan is the Starter 12/2 plan for $65 a month. So at first blush I’d be paying slightly more for slightly less speed, but no data caps.

But wait – it’s “new service” with “specialized hardware”, so they can’t just turn on the plan. Instead I have to choose from a plan commitment tier. If I commit for the shortest period of time (one year), my install/setup fee is $199. If I go and commit to three years with Comcast Business, they’ll reduce that fee down to $49.

All right – so let’s discuss what the hardware is. The sales rep suggested that no matter what tier I really want I start with the Deluxe 100/50 plan so I get the “higher-end hardware” – which I can keep even if I call and downgrade to a different tier the day after the install. That set my spideysense off, and so I pushed a little bit on what exactly this “higher-end” hardware is. Turns out it’s a DOCSIS 3.0 modem. Ok… but I already own my own modem, a Motorola SURFboard eXtreme Broadband Cable Modem-SB6120, and I don’t want to lease another.

Sorry, that’s not an option. You cannot self-install, and cannot use anything but the Comcast supplied endpoints. Now I’ll grant there might be good reasons around manageability and the higher quality of service Comcast is promising to use their hardware. But I’m pretty darn sure that if I were to swap out their modem with mine and somehow able to activate it on the network it would work perfectly. (And in fact, a Broadband Reports forum poster claims that “Some have been able to beg/negotiate using a standard cable modem with a dynamic IP Business Class service, but that is a rare exception to the rule.”)

Now, let’s say all this hasn’t put me off from coming on board, and I want to sign up for the Starter plan and pay more for less service, all to remove an arbitrary data cap. Can I?

Nope! Turns out that once Comcast has cut your broadband account for violating their data cap policy you are verboten from being a Comcast customer for 1 year. That’s right:

After being cut off from Comcast’s consumer internet plan due to using too much data, I’m told I’m ineligible to use Comcast’s recommended solution, their business internet plan that allows the unlimited use of data — solely because I made the mistake of actually using “too much” data in the first place.

As the sales rep said in my Google Voicemail message, “what’s interesting is that if you would have started off on the business side of the house, since we don’t have a cap limitations [sic] you would’ve been fine.”

Fascinating.

But wait… it keeps going. Just this afternoon in discussions with a TV reporter I found that Comcast’s Business service requires you to have a Taxpayer Identification Number (or TIN) to prove that you’re a “real” business. And Stacey Higginbotham’s Gigaom article included this nice snippet:

Residential service isn’t clear-cut anymore: When looking at this guy’s usage, it’s possible that he was using his connection for work, which prompted Douglas to point out that he had signed up for a residential connection. This is a common ISP response when people bemoan their limited caps in the context of uploading files or sharing videos as part of their jobs. But when I asked if Vrignaud would even be eligible for a business connection, Douglas didn’t know. He said that the business people would want to make sure the connection was for a legitimate business which means they would ask for a Tax ID number or some other verification. While a freelancer might have that, a remote worker wouldn’t and would then have to get their employer involved in getting a connection. In some cases, although not necessarily in this one, folks in residential areas cannot even get a business connection.

Problem 1 — the work I am doing is currently supporting other consultants, and I have not actually created my own, personal business and applied for a TIN. Remember, until a few months ago I worked at Amazon. I see conflicting reports on the net about whether or not I could get a business class account from Comcast using my name and Social Security Number, and it doesn’t even seem as though Comcast knows for sure.

Problem 2 — how exactly does Comcast believe that a Business class internet account is an option for their consumer internet subscribers who use more than the allotted data cap? I’m an edge case, and might actually go off and get a TIN; 99 out of 100 of Comcast’s average consumers never will. And that’s completely ignoring the fact that Comcast won’t even allow past data cap offenders to migrate over once they’ve been cut off.

What do you mean internet should be defined a lifeline utility, and a right?! Companies aren’t required to provide you service if they don’t want your business!

This is the actually the crux of my “internet should be a right” point.

Many utilities are considered to be protected, and have laws in place to protect consumers:

Typically, “protected utility services” are the essential utilities needed for everyday life: Water, gas and electric (for power and heat), and a telephone line (usually land-based or “land-lines” only – cell phones usually aren’t protected). The rules vary from state to state, so make sure you check the laws in your area to see if and when your utilities may be turned off.

In general, though, most states that protect essential utilities follow some basic rules:

  • Essential utilities can’t be shut off, even for unpaid bills, during the “winter months,” which usually is measured from a specific day in November to a specific day in March, April, or even May
  • Elderly customers, and those who are seriously ill or suffering from a “life-threatening illness,” and customers who care for young children (usually less than one year old) mostly qualify for protection from shutoffs. Also, in some states, if you care for someone who’s elderly or seriously ill in your home, you’re also protected
  • In some cases, you have to make arrangements to repay any outstanding utility bills, as well as the new charges for services during the winter months
  • You typically need verification from a doctor that you or someone you’re caring for is seriously ill
  • In some states, you have to be suffering a financial hardship, such as the loss of a job, and be elderly or seriously ill, or caring for someone who is, or caring for an infant. In these states you’ll likely have to fill out forms proving your financial condition and inability to pay

- Lawyers.com: Consumer Contracts/What Are Protected Utility Services?

Today the internet is effectively a requirement to do a job search, find information, and stay connected. Commenters on my original post highlighted that there are food stamp programs completely managed via the internet – in other words, no internet access, no food. Some colleges require online access to register or do administrative functions – and to be clear, these aren’t internet-only/online schools. Even the United Nations believes internet access is a fundamental human right.

Libraries and other public facilities can only go so far toward satisfying this need, and as such I do strongly believe that all human beings have the right to access the internet, and that that right should be protected as an essential utility service.

You’re a Bittorrenting bastard who refuses to pay for content. Admit it!

Not really. I happily pay for content when it’s available, including a three disc Netflix/streaming subscription, a two disc Gamefly subscription, DirecTV, Pandora One (higher quality audio streams), downloadable game purchases from Steam, Xbox LIVE, and PlayStation Network, iDevice apps for my iPhone and iPad, as well as one-off streaming movie rentals from Xbox LIVE and PSN. However, in the spirit of full disclosure, I’m a Doctor Who fan and due to BBC America’s inability to release current episodes in a timely manner in the US (to either DirecTV or Netflix), I did grab the first two episodes of the current season from bittorrent earlier this month. However, that accounts for about about 1 gigabyte of data total – doesn’t explain the other missing 249 gigabytes. This is why it’s frustrating that Comcast either can’t or won’t share with me what applications were using the data they claim was used. I can’t trace the source back, and hence have to assume the issue is the uploading I was doing to the cloud.

You read Comcast’s Terms of Service and agreed to them. You were warned, and then you were cancelled. You deserve what you got!

I don’t remember the Terms of Service I assume I viewed eight or more years ago when I first signed up for Comcast. It’s reasonable to believe Comcast had some clause somewhere that I agreed to that allowed them to change those terms at will, and I’ll admit I missed the change. I’ll also admit that even if the new data cap policy had been explicitly called out to me, I would have likely accepted it as A) I wouldn’t have thought it would affect me, and B) I had no other competitive options available to me. I’ll even go so far as to say that I should have connected the dots sooner and realized my uploading data to Carbonite’s backup service and Amazon’s Cloud Drive would count against the data cap. However, I didn’t.

I suspect I didn’t make the connection because I believe most people think of broadband bandwidth in terms of “download,” and have not really internalized the new requirement of “upload” to really be able to use the new wave of cloud services.

This is understandable since, until recently, doing almost anything on the broadband internet required having a fat download pipe to you. And so logically, broadband companies have focused on that aspect in their marketing — here’s a screenshot I took off Comcast.com this morning as an example:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This “download speed is the only thing that matters” perception problem is further aggravated because Comcast misses many opportunities to disclose their data cap (and educate customers as to the combined effects of uploading and downloading data on that cap) in their order flow.

Ok, let me be a bit blunter. I can’t find Comcast’s data cap policy disclosed anywhere up to the final “Review and Submit” option in the order flow. Don’t take my word for it – try it for yourself, starting here.

The closest I get is a “Call for restrictions and complete details” sentence at the bottom of the “Details and Restrictions” pop-up:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can also find similar “Call your local Comcast office for restrictions and complete details about service, prices, and equipment in your area” language on the bottom of the “Review and Submit” page. But that’s all I can find in the order flow up to this page.

Now, I’m sure Comcast discloses the data cap in some fashion after this point. Perhaps it’s on click-through agreement page they send you later, or on the installer paperwork you sign. My main point is that the entire online ordering process appears to be designed to highlight and promote download speeds while obfuscating disadvantages such as a data cap policy. And that lack of data cap policy disclosure during this process does nothing to raise awareness in consumers that both upload and download data consumption is measured and capped, and could affect your use of the new wave of cloud services.

Would you ever use Comcast again?

Maybe.

While I am not happy with the decisions Comcast’s executive team makes, I have been surprised by how polite and helpful different individuals at Comcast try to be. They’re often hampered by Comcast’s backend systems and policy decisions, and rarely have the power to make any significant decisions on their own, but they do try. And I appreciate those I’ve spoken to who have expressed sympathy and sly agreement with my irritation at Comcast’s policies.

I’ve also always been happy with the overall stability and performance of my broadband service from Comcast. I may not like the company, the obtuse billing, limited promotions, and general aggravation to get things set up, but once it’s running it just works. And that counts for a lot in my book.

To sum up, I’d prefer to have truly competitive broadband offerings here in Seattle so I could pick and choose based on price and performance. And if Comcast won in a fair fight, I’d use them. But the sad reality is that today Comcast is the only game in down for >10 Mbps broadband service to the home. So depending on my experience with other competitors, there’s a reasonable chance I’d come back to them – irritated and grumpy – if only to just not worry about having fast and stable internet access. And hey, with no data cap I might even go into business and stream HD cat juggling videos to the world 24/7… you know. If that’s what you’re into.

What do you expect to come from all this? What’s next? What can I do?

My hope is that this discussion is one more feather of awareness added to the “broadband is an essential utility” side of the scale. And that over time, a combination of experiences such as mine, your comments, and public opinion help change Comcast’s policies and/or the laws in this country and protect what I believe is a right to connect to the internet.

I also hope that companies like Comcast change their data cap policies in particular. Comcast doesn’t need to completely cut off people who are (in theory) stressing the network. Just to toss out some ideas:

  • Throttle data speed after reaching whatever a reasonable, transparent data cap is. Note that this is different than Comcast’s pre-2008 policy of arbitrarily throttling data speed at any time; I’m specifically saying the ISP would only throttle data after the customer has in theory impacted the network, if needed to protect other users’ experiences.
  • Double or triple the data cap, or justify why 250 GB is the “right” number. This 250 GB data cap was set in 2008 without customer, FCC, or government input, and has not changed since. This is in spite of dropping costs and ever expanding bandwidth.
  • Charge for blocks of add-on data for any data use exceeding a previously disclosed and discussed-with-the-community data cap. But whatever you do, don’t cut people off from the lifeline of the internet.
  • Adjust your policies to incorporate the new reality of large-scale upload-required cloud services. Many of these services require a one-time large burst of data to get the initial backup done; data use afterward will be relatively small to update changed files and upload new content. Consider “looking away” at data destined for services such as Amazon’s Music Cloud Drive, or backup services such as Carbonite.

In short, I don’t understand Comcast’s argument that they need to cut people off from broadband service for overuse when the cost and availability of that service continues to drop and expand respectively. Nor do I understand why they don’t use alternative solutions such as those suggested above.

Comcast has other, more customer-friendly solutions available that they seem to shy away from. And Occam’s Razor seems to suggest the path they have chosen is to protect their existing TV business and hinder the growth of competitive streaming solutions such as Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, and others. I actually think being blocked from using data-heavy cloud services such as Carbonite or Amazon’s Cloud Drive is a side-effect of their goal of protecting their existing business, and not an explicit goal in itself. But it impacts consumers all the same.

So what’s next?

Well, first off, I’ve got to go do some real consulting work, and so won’t be able to spend quite as much time as I have on this for a few days. I have existing projects to land, and interestingly, several other opportunities have popped up thanks to this whole discussion. So if you want some consulting done around your games, platforms, or entertainment and technology products (including media positioning and messaging), drop me a line! Might as well turn the time I’ve spent on this into something that feeds the dogs. (And believe it or not, that includes you Comcast. We may disagree on a lot, but I’m willing to help you with your customer perception problems if you’re sincerely looking to make changes in the right direction.)

Beyond that, in the long run I’m not worried. The public (you!) know what’s right and what’s wrong, and you elect the politicians that will eventually see the light. The majority of people who have read this blog, sent me mail, and commented agree that internet access is a critical aspect of life today. Intuitively we all know this, and the more that situations like mine occur, the more light is cast upon anti-competitive practices such as Comcast’s current data cap policy.

It’s already happening. Just look at the Wired article that was just published on this topic. Comcast has moved from ignoring the subject to bringing out their spokespeople. It’s the Streisand effect, and the more you keep the issue alive, the more Comcast has to react, which perpetuates the PR flywheel. They’ll change their policy in time – we can just hope it’s not too long a wait. And I mean this sincerely: I hope we can all work with them to land on reasonable solutions that work for everyone.

My only last wish? Wouldn’t it be great for Jon Stewart and The Daily Show to pick all this up? Just saying.

Jul 11 / Ozymandias

The Day Comcast’s Data Cap Policy Killed my Internet for 1 Year [Updated]

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[Thanks for visiting! There are five key posts to read around the Broadband ISP Data Cap issue. I’d suggest you read the first, the second, a wrap-up with tough questions for ISPs, an update with a complaint to the Attorney General, and then press coverage in that order. You are currently reading the first post. In addition, I highly recommend you read my responses (published by VentureBeat) to the evasive responses we received to my tough questions to ISPs. I believe they highlight inconsistencies and deliberate attempts at obfuscation, and may prove useful to press and officials interested in advancing the conversation.]

[Edit: added a couple of clarifying comments bracketed [like so] inline below.]

(with thanks to Wired for their image!)

What Happened:

Today I came home to find my 15 MB down/3 MB up Comcast broadband service had been shut off due to exceeding their 250 GB/month data cap policy.

This had happened the month before, and I called and had a polite but irritated conversation with Comcast’s “Customer Security” department (since the regular customer service folks could not help.) According to them I had exceeded their 250 GB monthly cap, and they asked how that might have happened. I told them the simple truth – no idea, other than regular people were probably using it a lot for reasonable things. I have roommates, we stream Netflix HD movies and Pandora music incessantly to multiple devices in the home, and I also have an open access point (in addition to a secured AP that I use to access internal network resources) for guests. I asked if they could share what was using the majority of the data so I could go address it directly, but Comcast refused to share any information there (which is probably appropriate).

I made very clear to the gentleman I spoke with that I thought Comcast’s data cap policy was arbitrary, unfair, and extremely irritating… and that if I had any decent competitive options in the neighborhood I’d dump Comcast in a heartbeat. Since I don’t, I listened to him read his canned warning that if I exceeded their cap again I’d be cut off again. I do not recall details on how long the cut off would be, likely because I spent the next few minutes working with the service agent to add notes to my record about my detailed displeasure with Comcast’s policy here. I specifically noted (and asked that it be recorded) that if this happened again I would contact the FCC, various news organizations, and otherwise make a stink. The CS agent was polite and reactivated my broadband. After hanging up I chatted with my roommates, asked them to keep an eye on bandwidth use, and also deactivated the open AP I had maintained for visitors (with regret, but this was the only area I could think of that I couldn’t completely account for bandwidth use.) Then I forgot about the whole thing until today when I found I’d been cut off again.

I called up Comcast and went through customer service hell – a Comcast special, I might note. First their regular customer service agent couldn’t help me, and sent me to their “Customer Security” group again. The Customer Security agent was polite, and after the standard identification questions notified me I was cut off for a year due to exceeding Comcast’s Acceptable Use Policy limits on their bandwidth cap. I asked for details on what had been using bandwidth, and again, Comcast would not share. In a sudden brainstorm, I then asked whether the 250 GB bandwidth cap applied to just downloads (which I had assumed, as the majority of most bandwidth used in households is downstream bandwidth), or download and upload bandwidth. Surprise, surprise! Comcast measures both upstream and downstream bandwidth – and it suddenly clicked for me.

I’m a photographer and audiophile. I shoot all of my pictures in RAW format, and I store the many hundreds and hundreds of CDs I’ve purchased over the last 20 years or so in a variety of lossless and lossy music formats. In the case of music I rip my CDs to WMA Lossless (for ease of streaming to Windows), FLAC (another lossless format, so I can stream losslessly to my Sonos system), and M4A (also known as Apple’s iTunes AAC format, so I can import my music from the media server to iTunes). I’m a big believer in storing the original, lossless digital content so that I can access it in full fidelity in the future no matter how technology evolves. In some ways that makes me a bit archaic as I still buy (used) CDs from Amazon for all of my music so I can rip it losslessly – I’m not a fan of the compressed music formats you buy and download. But the ramification is that I have terabytes of storage in my basement RAID server – each music track is duplicated three times, I have all of my original RAW photos, plus processed JPEG versions of those RAW photos, as well as a variety of other miscellaneous content – documents, spreadsheets, that sort of thing.

This stuff is valuable to me, and I recently purchased a three-year subscription to Carbonite so I could back all of this content up to the cloud. I also recently saw Amazon’s announcement of being able to upload unlimited M4A/AAC tracks to their Cloud Drive service, and decided to upload my library there so I could access it when on the road. And it turns out uploading all of this content to the cloud triggered Comcast’s bandwidth cap and caused me to be cut off from the internet – again. It was never clear to me that Comcast measures both upload and download bandwidth, and I suspect many people are going to be surprised by this in the coming years, especially as the cloud continues to become more and more a part of our lives.

Anyway, to close out the Comcast call, I asked to be reinstated and he said it was final – no appeal. I asked to escalate to a manager so I could explain my situation, and he stated there was no escalation, and repeated there was no appeal. I then asked for customer service email or other contact information so I could CC the company on a blog post (which you are reading now) and letter I would be sending to the FCC, Public Knowledge organization, New Media Foundation, the city of Seattle’s Mayor’s Office, and my Seattle City Council representative. He said he could connect me to the customer escalation line, but also stated it would not help – they wouldn’t consider removing the cap. At that point I said I wouldn’t bother wasting my time with the customer escalation line, and that I’d like to cancel my broadband. He politely said he understood, and that he’d transfer me to the appropriate department.

Time to return to Comcast customer service hell! After a few minutes I spoke with another gentlemen in the Technical Support and Billing division I’d been transferred to who, surprise, couldn’t help me since I was cancelling my (now defunct) service. He then transferred me to (wait for it!) the Retention department, since they’re apparently the only ones who can cancel a Comcast cable account. Yes, after Comcast applied their ridiculous policy and told me they didn’t want me as a customer, I was transferred to the Retention department where they insisted on driving through their spiel until I could finally interrupt, say it wasn’t going to work, and explain my situation. At which point the agent said: “Oh. I’ll take care of it, thank you for calling Comcast <click>.” As of this moment I have no idea if I’ve been cancelled or not.

[Edit: To clarify, Comcast has cut my broadband with no appeal. The text above about my attempting to cancel my account was my attempt at making sure I don't get charged for a service Comcast is no longer giving me. But right now my cable modem is dead, with no signal going into it.]

My Opinion:

My opinion on all this is simple. The ability to access broadband internet is a right, and should be defined as an essential utility. Just as you’re surprised when you flick a light switch and the light doesn’t come on so are you surprised when the internet goes away in your house. The internet is used for communication, entertainment, business — an entire panopoly of human endeavours. Just as there are protections to keep water and electricity flowing to your house, so should the internet be protected.

Now the broadband companies would strongly disagree with me here. They’re terrified of being turned into dumb pipes that only deliver data. This is why you see such vicious fights over the definition of internet neutrality, and cable companies fighting to be able to restrict services that flow over their pipes, inspect packets, or have the right to charge more for differing levels of service. They try to spin this as protecting the integrity of the network for other customers, and not having to charge more to offer service that some small percentage of their users overuse. However, these same companies are also strangely quiet when you ask them why (as in Comcast’s case) they’re able to keep boosting my broadband speed tier year after year for no additional charge. Or why their quarterly filings show their cost of providing broadband service continues to drop year after year, while rates keep going up. It doesn’t add up.

[Edit: Some disagree with my opinion above. To reiterate, I believe that internet access is a right, and an essential utility that’s needed in today’s life. That’s not supported in any legal definition in the US (though Finland recently made it a point of law, and the United Nations believes broadband access is a basic human right), but I do believe that most people would intuitively agree. Put another way, internet access long ago passed the stage of “new tech that’s interesting” to “something everyone uses and assumes you have”. Hence my electricity and water points – I believe internet falls in the same vein, and also think the current battles/discussions over the ability to control the internet are emblematic of that shared belief coming to the fore.

Several commentators have also noted that internet access is a requirement in some states for food stamp access, to attend some (offline, not internet-only) universities, and even for VoIP over fiber in some communities. This also supports my opinion that internet access is right and should be regulated as an essential utility.]

Ramifications:

Here’s what’s frightening about all this: today Comcast blocked me from using a potentially competitive music service from Amazon. Even worse, today Comcast disconnected me from the ever-evolving cloud services I use each and every day for life and work.

Amazon deserves a lot of credit for pushing the bounds on what we can do on the internet. Their recent announcement of storing unlimited music in their Cloud Drive service is a compelling alternative to Apple’s iCloud solution, and one that many might choose to use – if Comcast allows it. Are you listening Amazon?

And it gets worse – I work as a entertainment industry consultant, and depend on cloud services such as Dropbox, Simplenote, Google Apps, and Google Docs for day to day work. I use streaming online services such as Netflix, Xbox Live, Playstation Network, and Pandora every day for both work and play. I send and receive data all the time and have never had a problem with my $60/month broadband plan until A) Comcast added their data caps, and B) I really started engaging in using new cloud-based services (meaning uploading data to those services so I could get value from them).

Comcast will try to spin this, and say 250 GB is plenty for anyone – and in fact, a large percentage of their network users today probably really don’t hit this cap right now. What they don’t want to say is that streaming services such as Netflix now consume a quarter of network traffic monthly, and is projected to rise – all of which impacts the cable TV services they sell.

The last report in October suggested it made up around twenty percent of internet traffic during prime time, but this time around the stats say it accounts for 30% of traffic during prime time, and 22.2% of daily internet traffic. Sandvine gets the data from ISPs using its broadband technology and now foresees “Real-Time Entertainment” (which includes Netflix) shooting up over 55% of peak internet traffic by the end of this year.
- Engadget: Study finds Netflix is the largest source of internet traffic in North America

And in the Netflix case, 99% of that data is downstream data. Comcast doesn’t broadly advertise the fact that their cap also counts upload data – and I strongly believe as more and more people begin to “get” the cloud they’re going to want to upload their valued data to services where they can engage with it in new and interesting ways. And until broadband is deemed an essential utility, and broadband providers like Comcast can’t set an arbitrary limit and cut people off, our shared cloud-enabled future is at risk. To this end, I will be contacting various political entities in Seattle in the hope of trying to encourage either greater competition and choice in the broadband market (break Comcast’s cable monopoly, and allow fiber to the home!), as well as greater investment in a citywide, city-run broadband network.

What am I Doing:

Well, first off, I’m writing this post to lay out the facts, as well as my opinion, as to the ramifications of broadband companies like Comcast being allowed to enforce data caps and cut people off from the internet. As I mentioned earlier, I will be sending a copy of this blog post to the following people and agencies:

I’ve also tweeted out a summary of what happened, will tweet a link to this blog post, and will also reach out to a few media folks I know in case they’re interested in writing this up. I’ll also be exploring what other broadband options I might have in Seattle – but thanks to Comcast’s monopoly, my choices aren’t great.

That said, if Qwest/CenturyLink (or any other broadband provider) wants to run fiber to my house on the top of the hill in Montlake, Seattle, and put up a broadcast antenna to serve the neighborhood – I’m in. Contact me at the links on this blog, or at andre at ozymandias.com. Seriously.

[Edit: I have since added a follow up post located here. You may wish to read that after finishing reading this current post.]

 

Jun 9 / Ozymandias

Fantastic Behind The Scenes Shots

Just came across some great behind the scenes shots from a variety of films. Worth visiting the site and seeing all 23, but I really liked the shot below, showing how they filmed the intro text crawl for Empire Strikes Back. Guess I never really thought about how they did it!

May 24 / Ozymandias

Changes

I recently moved on from Amazon. There are some really cool things coming from the company in the future (which I obviously can’t talk about), and I’m definitely looking forward to seeing the reaction as they get announced. ;) And I’m also going to miss working with some of the crazy-talented people I met! However, over the last few months I realized that there are a lot of really interesting things going on out there that I’d like to be a part of, and decided it was time to make a change.

One example was when the rumors about the new Nintendo Wii successor (“Project Café”) began to spread across the interwebs. I poked around, chatted to a few folks off the record, and had some great conversations about the next decade in gaming that got my juices flowing. That caused me to start thinking about other things I might like to do in the industry. And to make a long story short, I’m going to explore doing some industry consulting.

The digital entertainment industry (or “game industry” if you prefer) is going through a pretty huge sea change right now. Mobile gaming is upending traditional business models. PC gaming continues to wrestle with its identity. And the next generation of console gaming is completely up in the air. What exactly is a “console” when almost any device can be connected to a TV these days and have content (including games) streamed to it?

I’ve worked on a variety of online connected platforms, games, and services over the last 20+ years, and am excited by the possibility of being able to share some of that experience. For example, in the past I’ve been focused on building platforms, titles, and strategies from one very specific viewpoint. What if I can take a more holistic viewpoint and help publishers and developers negotiate many of these shifting waters?

Take the “what is a console” question above. The next generation is going to be radically different from the previous cycle, and at some point in the coming year or two, all of the major developers and publishers are going to be thinking hard about how to build games and services for their customers. They’ll need to prioritize which titles to invest in, what services they want to build around those titles, and which platforms to place their bets on. (As an aside, the most interesting connected platform in the living room in the future may not be a device connected to the TV, but the TV itself!)

I could go on, but the key point is that I want to extend my experience across a broader spectrum in the industry. One way to do that might be consulting, and so I’m going to take the next few months to talk to folks in the industry, see what sorts of challenges they are facing, and determine what services I might provide.

As such, I will be attending E3, and welcome the chance to (re)connect with all of you. In addition, please feel free to contact me if you have some rough ideas for which you might like some assistance – I’m happy to collaborate with you to land on the right solutions for your needs.

I’ll aim to share some more thoughts and observations in the future here and on Twitter. You can also contact me directly at andre at ozymandias.com. Thanks for reading, and I look forward to chatting!

Jan 15 / Ozymandias

Best Caesar Salad for Four

I went through a stage of trying to find the best Caesar Salad dressing recipe around, and probably tried close to twenty. I eventually found one online that had a nice bite of garlic, tweaked it, and have been using since. This is that updated recipe, for all of those friends who keep asking for it.

- Andre

Best Caesar Salad for Four

(I usually double or triple recipe for extra, use it over the week. Lasts easily a week in the fridge, maybe two.)

Ingredients:

  • Couple of heads romaine lettuce, cleaned, cut
  • 6 fat cloves garlic
  • 1 Tsp salt
  • 1 Tsp pepper
  • 3 anchovies (best from oil)
  • 1 Tbs Dijon mustard
  • Tabasco (few drops)
  • 1 large egg yolk
  • ⅓ cup extra-virgin olive oil
  • Juice of ½ large lemon (~2 Tbs lemon juice)
  • 1 Tbs red wine vinegar
  • 1 Tbs Worcestershire sauce
  • ½ cup grated good Parmesan cheese (Parmigiano-Reggiano recommended)
  • Croutons if desired

Instructions:

Wash and dry lettuce thoroughly. Tear into bite-sized pieces, wrap in linen cloth, set aside.

(Note that I often cheat and use blender to do mixing in following steps below.)

In medium bowl, crush garlic with salt and pepper using a fork. Add three strips anchovies, continue crushing until blended. Add mustard, Tabasco, egg yolk and whisk together.

Add olive oil in small amounts to bowl and whisk together until you get mayonnaise-like consistency. (Or just dump in all the oil and fire up that blender!) Then add lemon juice, Worcestershire, red wine vinegar, and whisk (or blend!) until blended.

Add lettuce and parmesan cheese to a bowl with dressing, toss until all leaves are coated. Eat immediately.

Bonus additions I often toss in:

  • Bacon
  • Sliced steak
  • Shredded roast chicken
  • Crumbled bacon
Nov 4 / Ozymandias

Soviet Proto-Photoshop (via Boing Boing)

Ok, just a quick post to share this very cool video about a Soviet Proto-Photoshop program and hardware. Have to be a geek to appreciate, but wow… love the drum scanner!

Soviet proto-Photoshop ca. 1987 – Boing Boing.