PS3 Launch Thoughts (and Humor!)
Just a quick post, but I was sent the following photoshopped image and thought I'd share. ![]()
Looks like the launch went about as expected – very few hardware units available, and those sold out and are being flipped on Ebay as we speak. The few games released are getting "meh" reviews. Some of those reviews can be ascribed to launch titles being launch titles. But unfortunately, a good deal of the blame can be ascribed to lack of exclusive titles, and the fact that all of the multi-platform titles are generally looking better on the 360. (Go check out the reviews if you don't believe me.)
In the spirit of fairness, I do want to highlight that one of the PS3 launch titles does support 1080p. I mention this because I previously cast serious doubt on the likelihood of there being any titles at launch that supported 1080p. To be clear, I was wrong, as Electronic Art's Sony's NBA 07 does support 1080p. However, it does so at a cost, and I still stand by this quote of mine: "As to games, 99% of PS3 titles will natively render at 720p; the few that come out with 1080"x" support are either going to be simple classic arcade ports that don't need to render complex scenes (think the original Battlezone), or will give up a lot of in-game visual effects and simply won't look very good (hence the poor showing of Gran Turismo "HD" at this past E3)."
Gamespot's review supports this as well:
"NBA 07 is not the game you'll be using to show off your PlayStation 3 to your jealous friends. It's not a very good-looking game, and the overall presentation is sorely in need of some flair.
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The game looks crisp in 1080p, but the frame rate chugs on quick changes of possession. On the other hand, if you're playing in 480i, the image quality is horrible but the frame rate is a steady 60 frames per second. The sweet spot seems to be at 720p, which runs smoothly while still featuring a lot of detail."
Time Magazine had their own article on the launch. My favorite quote, particularly the last line, is below:
"But so is Gears of War, the stunning shooter just out for the Xbox 360. Resistance isn't enough to drive sales of a $600 console, or it shouldn't be. Playstation 3 doesn't have a battle-tested, feature-rich online service the way the Xbox does. It doubles as a Blu-Ray DVD player (that's the main reason for the high retail price), but guess what? Nobody cares. And did I mention Playstation 3 controllers don't rumble? Whose genius idea was that? Without rumble, it just ain't a jungle."
And as is often the case, Penny Arcade summed up the launch about as well as anyone could. First their strip…
… and some choice quotes:
"The cruelest speculation is that the launch figure is something like half of what was promised – 150,000 to 200,000 units, says one analyst. I am not an analyst, but when I scour the launch list for a reason to wait outside for days in a fucking line, no klaxons sound and no lights begin to blink or flash. Motorstorm and Lair – the games that really sold people the system at this year's Tokyo Game Show – are nowhere to be seen. There are, of course, those distant ultrabrands - the ones that start with Metal and Final – but buying a system at today's prices, under today's conditions is on that basis is… unwise. Unwise is the diplomatic word I have chosen.
The launch is full of… Well, Launch Titles. It sounds like Insomniac did what Insomniac does – deliver spit-polished hits. Past that, you've got Genji (rank), Untold Legends (just… no) and Gundam (daemonic). Everything else is something that
(a) already came out, and
(b) most likely runs better or has more features on existing equipment. Seriously, read the reviews.
This is beyond insulting. This is beyond ridiculous. It is farcical.
With the Playstation 2, we ascribed the spotty launch supply to monstrous intent. We were young men, though, and young men often feel the weight of unaccountable oppressors bearing down on them. Speaking today, it seems clear to me that Sony would not want to launch under these conditions if they had any choice in the matter. Not with this anemic supply, now reaped by speculators. Not with these titles. But they have done it, singing all the while, making a stupid pageant of the whole affair with their petty sniping. Well, you have not succeeded, not at anything laudable. You've kept young people in out in the elements for days through your ineptitude, this is true, but that is worth negapoints – a reverse scoring method exclusively for jackasses that starts at zero, and actually goes down from there."
Hard to say it any better. As I've said before, I'll still be getting a PS3 at some point, but it's going to be when there are games worth playing that I can't get on the 360 or Wii. Here's hoping for an Okami sequel!
[Edit: Thanks for the catch - it's actually NBA 07 from Sony, not Electronic Arts. Fixed above.]
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